If it wasn't for Chris and his Eurotrash crew, Ninth Ave in Manhattan would be known today as Ninth Ave. That famous High School in The
Bronx would be called Pelham Pkwy High. The capital of Ohio would be Cleveland. South Carolina's
capital would be Myrtle Beach. The Fraternal Order of Italians would be known as the Knights of Guido. On October 12th the
banks would be open and mail would be delivered. The Indians...excuse me, the native Americans, would have nothing to complain
about. The intersection at the southwest corner of Central Park would be known as Morty's Circle. Our nation's capital would be the District of Half
Virginia and Half Maryland.
That cocaine producing country in South America would be called Brazil North.
And finally, that university that was so nice to the president of Iran would be named Morningside Hts Community
College.
So you see..... we owe so much to Cristofo Colombo and that piece of crap Queen Isabella for the boatride
into history.
