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THE EIGHT FOOT LAW

Hello journalists, editors, reporters and stringers:
 
I'm kind of new here in beautiful Leland. Even though my mailing address is Winnabow, I pay taxes to Leland so I consider myself a legit member of the local populace.
 
I enjoy reading "My Premier Hometown Paper". I really like reading the Police Blotter - especially  when I make sure that my name is not mentioned therein. The part, or parts of the paper that I don't enjoy as much are those that suffer from an absence of...shall I say...proofreading?
 
And that is the reason for this e-mail. I would like to humbly offer my modest but adequate talents to the paper's staff in that capacity.
 
I would not need to be paid for my services. I would consider it an honor and a pleasure to be part of the enterprise.
 
If you could see a place for me at the newspaper please let me know.
 
Sincerely,
Lewis Fox
 
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Lewis--we're right in the middle of our deadline items---I will try to call you this weekend--yes we can use the help
What experience do you have?
jc
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Ghostwriter for Ilene Biderman, of Platinum Plus Productions, proofreader for George Lindsay and Stuart Teisch, catalogue editor for Warner Bros Pictures, computer operations manual writer for Honeywell corp, mensroom wall scribbler in truckstops coast-to-coast, busboy at Hotel Ganz, delivery boy in Los Angeles, Trivia Night champ in Leland, Jeopardy runner-up, Split Second grand prize winner, taxi driver, friend of Anthony (Big Tone) Elorriaga, Beloved uncle of sixteen, little cousin of Morty Teisch.
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Greetings ALL!!
Thanks all for another great paper--there were some errors but some were my fault and some some comp software issues--
but overall a great paper--We will keep on striving to make it better!--I want to thank Lewis Fox our new copy editor in getting some of the stories right!! With his continued help we will get it right!
J.C.

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