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COLLEGE!!!

 My education at Electoral College.
 
It's not a real college. Actually, I don't know what it is. In it I was forced - forced to do things I didn't like. To illustrate, here's my "college" transcript:
 
1964 - Mr Goldwater forced me to vote for Johnson.
 1972 - Mr McGovern forced me to vote for Nixon.
 1976 - Mr Ford forced me to vote for Carter.
 1996 - Mr Dole forced me to vote for Clinton.
 2000 - Mr Gore forced me to vote for Bush.
 2004 - Mr Bush is forcing me to vote for Kerry.
 
My experience at Electoral College has taught me that Electoral College ought to close for good! In my state
one candidate has a 1 point lead. That means ALL the electoral college votes go for that guy; even
 if the state popular vote is a majority of ONE!
 
You people who went to REAL colleges know that already. Think
 it's fair? I don't!
 
 PS. KERRY FOR PRESIDENT!!!! 

 

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