The poor guy...a PORTER? Working his way
up(?) to
a doorman???? You call going from janitor to hallway flunky "graduating"? OK...I was a busboy, delivery boy and truck
driver. Not much to be proud of...but nothing to be ashamed of either!
HE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF!!!!YOU OUGHT TO
BE
ASHAMED OF HIM!!!!ALL OF ISRAEL IS CRYING OUT:
"OY VAY!!HOW COULD SUCH A
THING HAPPEN TO THIS BOY?"
I suppose all the dish washing positions in New
York are filled by illegal aliens, and I
hear
that you now need a college degree to collect
garbage. So, perhaps I'm being a little hard on the poor
guy. Maybe in 10 or 15 years there'll be an opening for an elevator operator in his building and he can bribe his way into
that career. Of course, it will be a challenge. But I think I know this man Jerry - and I think he can meet that challenge
and go right to the top.
PS. Tell the porter there's a lightbulb out
on the 5th floor, and I saw a
rat in the
basement. And do something about that bum who keeps peeing in the hallway.
If that's the kind of job you get for your friends, I can only imagine the jobs you get for
your enemies! Hey, Notary, don't do me any favors! People who speak English should not be taking out other people's
garbage! I'm allergic to roach spray, dust is bad for my kidneys and mops give me a rash.
And I don't kiss the asses of Manhattan snobs!!!
POOR JERRY...I remember when he was the darling of the advertising world. People used to come
from miles around to seek his advice...well, from blocks around...well from across the hall, anyway. Oh serpent of misfortune...How
painful is thy sting!
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!!
